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Manka Bros. Is Not Attending The Sundance Film Festival
To all the acquisition and distribution executives at Manka Highbrow, Manka Dogma, Manka Docs and the new Manka Mumblecore - due to the shitty year you all had in 2011, you will not be attending the...
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The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Can F Itself
Good evening from Davos! I am here preparing for my keynote address tomorrow to the World Economic Forum (I also spoke here two years ago). The subject of my speech will be the importance of media in...
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Of Course I Bribed Chinese Officials
What’s the big freakin’ deal? Have you ever tried doing anything in China? It’s impossible if you don’t bribe. If you don’t bribe, you don’t get in the country. (You suddenly have issues with your...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012
Day 1 - Disappearing Mogul Day 2 – The Acid Trip Day 3 – The Future ———————– Leaving (7/10/12): OK – I suppose I’m going to this thing. Herb called me acting like a kid before his 10th birthday party,...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 – Day 1 – Disappearing Mogul
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 Day 1 – Day 2 - Day 3 “The sun was warmer then.” This may be the last year I come here. If I was looking for a complete waste of time, I would have gone back...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 – Day 2 – The Acid Trip
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 Day 1 – Day 2 - Day 3 ————————- “One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don’t do anything at all Go ask...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 – Day 3 – The Future
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2012 Day 1 – Day 2 – Day 3 Over the past few days, I have received several emails saying “Come on, Khan, you goddamned prick – where is your fucking write-up of Day...
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MIPCOM 2012 – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address
[The following is a transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.'s keynote address at MIPCOM 2012. A disclaimer: Mr. Manka arrived late and was unable to have his speech entered into the TelePrompTer so his prepared...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Jack Welch A Job
[The following is a transcribed phone conversation that Khan Manka, Jr. wanted posted on his Chairman's Blog. Per his request, this is unedited - so I apologize for any unseemly language.] Hello from...
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Again, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Can F Itself
What I said last year can be repeated this year. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can F itself. The same goes for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… And while I’m at it, The...
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The Last Hollywood Mogul Is… Me
With the upcoming death of Sumner Redstone (any day now based on how he looked in recent photos) and the increasing dementia of Rupert Murdoch, it’s clear there is soon to be only one true Hollywood...
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Manka Bros Would Like To Offer Nikki Finke A Job
Good morning from my house in the Seychelles. A few of us are having a great night drinking schnapps and eating crab. I won’t name names for security reasons but their initials are DM, RM, BD, JB, CC –...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 – Day 1 – It Begins
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 Day 1 – It Begins Day 2 – Build-A-Bike Day 3 – The Drunkening I have arrived. The combined age of everyone at this conference is something like 2 million....
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 – Day 2 – Build-A-Bike
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 – Build-A-Bike Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 Day 1 – It Begins Day 2 – Build-A-Bike Day 3 – The Drunkening Herb Allen always makes Day 2 into an...
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Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 – Day 3 – The Drunkening
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2013 Day 1 – It Begins Day 2 – Build-A-Bike Day 3 – The Drunkening Ugh. I’m sure the planners of these conferences (not just Herb Allen’s but corporate offsites...
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Original Films Fail
Summer was a disaster at Manka Bros. We didn’t have one film that worked. A completely… totally… unbelievably fucked up summer. And everyone is at fault. But mostly, the fault lies in our film slate...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Adam Fogelson A Job
It has been brought to my attention by some guy that works here at the studio (whoever you are, in the future do not send me emails directly unless something around you is on fire… actually, don’t send...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer James Schamus A Job
Good evening from Paris! I’m here to receive an Award from a French film society for all the Joey Levitch movies Manka Bros. produced over the past 50 years. Holy shit do they love Joey Levitch over...
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Old Media Fights Back
“Generation C” can suck it. It’s time for Old Media to strike back against the bullshit that is “Generation C” and the power this group of slack-jawed dorks seems to have over the way we have done...
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The Manka Bros. Holiday Party Is Cancelled
Good afternoon. For the second straight year, because it was a horrible year for the studio, I have cancelled the planned Holiday Party Extravaganza at the Downtown L.A. Live complex. Please inform...
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